We broke up because...
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stole my heart and glued it to herself0
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I woke up covered in glue and a massive heart stuck onto me, took the hospital hours to remove it and I am scarred for life.0
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We fought over shoes0
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She stole all my shoes.0
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He could never understand the term strip tease0
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He just wasn't all there0
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Too immature0
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Her hair had so much more volume than mine, how could I possibly compete?0
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expected me to wear heels in bed0
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He punctured the waterbed with his heels...0
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tried to drown me in bed0
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Got upset I lost the keys to the handcuffs into the broken waterbed and had to call the firebrigade0
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all that water damage put a damper on the relationship0
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She kept telling me to dry up0
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She ran humidifiers in every room of the house. It was like living in a rain jungle0
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He always wanted to play tarzan??!!???0
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She had something against swinging from the ceiling0
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Caught swinging from the ceiling with the neighbour0
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he wouldnt offer me a rope to swing from0
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He hurt my feelings too much0
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She was too fragile0
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I didnt understand italian lol0
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He didnt like when I spoke spanish in bed0
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no entiendo español0
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