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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    We are still together, you never break up with your Dear Heart!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He never broke up with his ex, and made sure to let me know she came first!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    What !!! No!!! ...first I knew of it...aww honey im sorry ...I dont want to break up... B)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    We broke-up so that we could see other people... Jo has a short list (few hundred); all I've got is some hand lotion and a few tissues. She suggested that I sit on my hand until I lose feeling in that hand, so it's a little less self-abusive.
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
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    He thought patting himself on the back will make him propel forward. Even got a propeller installed in the "gap"

    It eventually got too much and I couldn't bear his airplane noises anymore
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Just didn't want me after stan filled him in on the competition. .. :'(
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Her sister was available so took a shot!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Her sister was available so took a shot!
    you too? Awesome!

    He was just too much for me, but at least I got a few interludes in with Jo's Sister, before they left me.

  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
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    He was always busy with the Sisters....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Uhoh....he kept saying sisters...but there was only one........either crazy or needs glasses ..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She left her Brassieres all over the house! She was just plain messy!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    All the tidying. It never stopped and I'm not a tidy person
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    she is messy. Practically a bum
  • strwbry74
    strwbry74 Posts: 1,728 Member
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    He was obsessively organized...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She was very unorganized -- couldn't even find a condom when we needed it.
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
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    No glove, no love.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I'm a mitten kind of girl
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    She was too young for me :o
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He didn't appreciate my youthful good looks
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she always complained about being under-appreciated

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