We broke up because...

GFitMan

wouldn't do in the bedroom what she was willing to do at da club

RunTimer

Back hair (I'm not say'n whose) was too much

MissRheingold

he wouldn't let me watch him get his back waxed

finny11122

She was one of those flaky chicks

RunTimer

found out he was a corrupt politician (like there is any other kind)

mcpostelle

He didn't like my kisses.

skahtboi

She kept feeding me conical shaped chocolates whenever I would ask for a kiss

MzIrish

was not real enough

skahtboi

She always judged me too harshly

MzIrish

too much of a mama's boy

slimgirljo15

She talked nasty about my mama

skahtboi

She always made fun of the fact that I have no mother!

slimgirljo15

He wanted my mama for himself

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DonDonmfp

Peed on me

MissRheingold

great first post!

slimgirljo15

She didn't live up to her name ....hopeless

myheartsabattleground

She goes around saying she's 100, but she ain't.

I hate liars.

Noelv1976

Didn't like my death metal music.

slimgirljo15

We were never together in the first place

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MissRheingold

he has no clue what he is talking about

Jess1989ica

I needed more..

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Magnustkn

I caught him talking to women

slimgirljo15

Do we have to...can't we make up

Becka4Real

Kept strange hours. Was always asleep when I was awake.

paul199madrid

I watched breaking bad without them

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't look at me ..not sure if he was afraid or just shady

bryantparson

Popcorn. Popcorn everywhere.