We broke up because...

morning_joy

She kicked me out because I kept stealing her lipstick.

skahtboi

Had this massive lipstick collection that filled up two whole closets!!!!

morning_joy

He needed more color

skahtboi

She failed to see just how colorful I really am, and then went back to her lipsticks.

morning_joy

He kept thinking I wanted lipstick...when what I really wanted was kissing...just trying to bring attention to the lips.

skahtboi

Well heck...why am I going anywhere, then???

slimgirljo15

Belonged to someone else

christianlee100

she was too damn clingy haha

slimgirljo15

Lol...he was free and easy with his love ..6 child support payments just ridiculous

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MzIrish

Wasn't clingy enough

christianlee100

put me in my place

slimgirljo15

Complained because I thought his place was tied to my bed

christianlee100

it was too big..

slimgirljo15

christianlee100 wrote: »

it was too big..

Our debts were enormous

christianlee100

has a mediocre gag reflex

slimgirljo15

Lol...wasn't a mouthful

skahtboi

Nope. Not going anywhere

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christianlee100

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Lol...wasn't a mouthful

she liked ruphies too much and couldnt remember sizes

slimgirljo15

skahtboi wrote: »

Nope. Not going anywhere

haha...ok ..you win...was wayyyyy to big

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always calling her Exes Fat!

MissRheingold

she was always asking if her jeans made her look fat...

slimgirljo15

She called me fat

Ria_StayingFit

Phat the kids told me it was slag for awesome...she lacked self confidence and it was exhausting reassuring her my feelings for her were true

MzIrish

she had multiple personality

GDLAZ

I don't brew stout beer.

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slimgirljo15

Everyone wanted a piece of her..nothing left for me

RunTimer

she'd wear her sunglasses at night (but, thankfully, little else)