We broke up because...

handyrunner

Wouldn't stop smiling??..is she up to something?

skahtboi

Always distrusted happy people

abens123

muahaha

skahtboi

But her laugh bordered on maniacal

neversummer589

She made evilish laughs..

handyrunner

Has a maniacle laugh

skahtboi

They were way too slow

neversummer589

Lol was reading the comments and you don't even have a legit profile pic, catch up

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Noelv1976

Didn't like my metal music selection

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Noelv1976

Didn't like my country selection

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ilfaith

Wouldn't let me listen to NPR on road trips

abens123

listened to NPR on roadtrips.

slimgirljo15

She was up to something?? I could tell by the smile

RunTimer

she mumbled other men's names in her sleep

slimgirljo15

Thats a lie ...that was you mumbling mens names

FabulousFantasticFifty

She claims I kept moaning "Sam" "Manu" & "Gerard" in my sleep!

bringitdwnslow

Had too many in her bed already

slimgirljo15

I needed more than a hard arm

47Jacqueline

She had a one track mind.

SuperSnoopy

I couldn't swim

slimgirljo15

So did she ..but wasn't the same track ...

Ria_StayingFit

broke up??? wait no that didn't happen

Building_Bulk

She learned how to make all my dessert recipes so didn't need me anymore.

Ria_StayingFit

He wouldn't share his best desserts with me so I had to let him go.

imsnowwhite

Atrocious continuous farting.

Alastair007

constant giggling

Jonesingmucho

Would only speak to me with fake Boston accent even though he KNEW I loved his real accent...