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  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
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    Wouldnt talk dirty enough.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    During one evening's interlude, I went to pull her hair, which promptly popped-off into my closing hand... The flashing LEDs and other assorted circuitry of her synthetic intelligence was fully exposed; I found myself disgusted, but suddenly fully understanding of her fascination with the battery-charger in our bedroom.

    After that incident, I swore off rechargeable brides and began my search for a compatible, fully organic lover.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    Talked way too much but said nothing intelligent. ;)
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    her FICO score was too low
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    His guns…they were too much for me to handle
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She didn't like that I could skate better than her
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
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    Was eating too much ;)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He had this weird neck obsession. Wouldn't allow me to look at his face. I was sad
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    She kept the air conditioner too high
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
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    She's a biter- I hate biters!
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    He didn't know the difference between nibbling and biting.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    Tonydevolani_ wrote: »
    this is confusing im out of here
    He liked Hello Kitty and I liked Batman
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
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    Nibbling shouldn't leave teeth marks!!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I don't know why we broke up. He won't talk to me
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
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    Because they didnt who I was and it was considered stalking
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    akiba254 wrote: »
    Because they didnt who I was and it was considered stalking

    He wanted to go fishing every *kitten* day
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He really hated fish, like everything to do with fish it was a bit much
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She wouldn't let me make lamps shaped like her leg. It would be a grand prize
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Kept ruining the house while lifting.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
    edited April 2015
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    was not tolerant of my ways. I need freedom

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