We broke up because...
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Every room we had to paint red0
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Never wanted to uncross her legs0
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She didnt like Red!
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She didn't have a dick
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She had a potty mouth0
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She ran everywhere. .I couldnt keep up0
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She had to many boyfriends0
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Wasn't man enough...0
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I was too much woman0
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She was too much woman...0
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He wasn't man enough0
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it was me not here..0
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he gave away my favourite pair of shoes0
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Everytime she beat me at wrestling I had to buy her a new pair of shoes.
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He was a cheapskate!0
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she wouldn't share her makeup0
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She was to Hot to Trot! ;p0
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She wouldn't share her makeup. Then she said she was looking for a real man.0
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took off all the makeup and realized it was a guy
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He has vision problems and dumped me for a Guy in Drag!0
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She kept losing her glasses and blaming others for it0
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kept erasing his glasses0
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I heard that he had his Ex "Erased"!
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Was always rubbing on others0
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He rubbed me the wrong way!
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She was always upside down. How else could I rub her?0
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Was caught rubbing others
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Kept taking my running shoes0
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He told me last time that he was un-rubbable!0
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