We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Was always up to no good....look at that face

SuzyQAzureblue

She thought I was no good.... oh but I was very good

slimgirljo15

Lol..here very good ..was very bad

SuzyQAzureblue

She wanted more than bad

slimgirljo15

Ummmm couldn't argue with that one...she had me there

skahtboi

She teased me with the other hot girls, but would never let me join in

slimgirljo15

Lusted after all the hotties...couldn't trust him

skahtboi

I tried to explain....I was just wanting to try to join in with her interests

SuzyQAzureblue

His interest were other hotties!

Bonny132

She replaced me with another taller hottie.... not my fault I am short

Alisontheice

She was always self conscious of her height

FabulousFantasticFifty

I kept catching her doing that scene from Basic Instinct with no underwear in front of the picture window!

Alisontheice

She didn't understand art when she saw it.

FabulousFantasticFifty

We were starving Artists because she gave away her art for free!

rughead06

she was to fabulous

Alisontheice

He dropped me a few too many times out of lifts.

SuperSnoopy

She kept falling on my head

Alisontheice

I'm clumsy...he wouldn't accept that

rughead06

She kept showing me up in the rink

skahtboi

He skated into the goalie over and over. Kept claiming "he lost his edge."

FabulousFantasticFifty

He never believed anything he was told!

skahtboi

She didn't like my persistence

Nograce80

Asked me to marry him 20 times a day, talk about pressure.

Bonny132

I got tired of being turned down because she was "washing her hair"

Nograce80

Wouldn't even let me shower by myself

Bonny132

Would never let me wash her back even though I obeyed her every command.

finny11122

her shoe fetish just went to far

slimgirljo15

He had fetishes that went way beyond shoe

Bonny132

she thought fluffy pink handcuffs were kinky :P

skahtboi

She thought my red room was kinky