We broke up because...

Nograce80

She tried to steal my harem

rughead06

she wouldnt let me lead her harem

skahtboi

Felt like the harem needed a leader when everyone else was content with a democracy

Nograce80

Was a follower, needed a stronger man.

skahtboi

Always confused my desire to bring equality to the harem as a weakness. Couldn't appreciate just how strong a civil rights promoter had to be.

Nograce80

Kept trying to bring more guys in when I was comfortable with the 5 ladies to 1 man ratio.

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skahtboi

She wasn't into communing

Nograce80

We didn't break up, I couldn't get out of the high security!

finny11122

She didnt like game of thrones

skahtboi

He was always tuned in to HBO and wouldn't focus on anything else

Nograce80

He wanted my constant attention. It drove me mad!

finny11122

her jealousy was a deal breaker . I could'nt even look at another woman and she stonewall me

pinayfit90

he sleep walk all the time

SuzyQAzureblue

she said she slept walked but always ended up in neighbor's bed... Hmmmmm

skahtboi

When I slept walked I ended up in her bed. And it was empty.....double hmmmm......

SuzyQAzureblue

roaming around was his pass time

skahtboi

I roamed where she was, only to find her gone minutes before I had arrived

SuzyQAzureblue

We could never meet eye to eye

skahtboi

Or face to face even

SuzyQAzureblue

or toe to toe

skahtboi

Or back to back or belly to belly.....

SuzyQAzureblue

lol not hand to hand?

skahtboi

Try though we may...it just seemed we couldn't meet in any form or fashion!

morning_joy

He was too into black and white and I am a full color girl

SuzyQAzureblue

She was to bold for me

slimgirljo15

Not bold enough

skahtboi

She didn't like my exclamation point!

Alisontheice

he was kind of flat...one dimensional one could say

SuzyQAzureblue

Her legs kept getting in the way