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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Everything was always a secret with him. I couldn't tell anyone even what kind of toilet paper we used!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She kept the toilet paper a secret, told me to "be a man, use your hand"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Every time we held hands I'd end up with a strange odor! :frowning:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    OK, Eeeew!

    Tell me I'm wrong. That kinda stuff, just eeew!; so I dumped her. it just didn't matter how classically attractive she was... EEEeew!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Every time I tried to get close he just said "EEEeew!" :cry:
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    She criticized me a lot. I just couldn't take it anymore, she has high standards and I wasn;t good enough :'(
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    She was upset that I placed her high on a pedestal. She explained that she felt like a normal person and I should not elevate her to such heights, but I could not resist; so we separated...

    (... how else was I supposed to look up her skirt with my bad back??)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He had a bad back!
    Things just didnt work out if you know what I mean! :tongue:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She gave me a hernia. If you know what I mean
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    I didn't know what he meant. I never knew what he meant...
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
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    she expected me to sweep - wtf? I dont sweep!!

    (smh)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    He ate constantly and left crumbs everywhere but refused to sweep up his mess.
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
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    He got all irritated when I ate crackers on his side of the bed.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    First off, she was on my side of the bed. Crackers or not. Mine
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    edited April 2015
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  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
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    He was too inflexible and had too many rules.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
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    she didnt like my 'clothing optional' rules
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    He was always naked
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She liked to stare. Freaked me out
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Kept getting freaked out -- I can't help it if "it's" big.

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