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We broke up because...
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She was too open with my Twin Sister!
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she was too open with my attached twin0
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Attached at a very inconvenient location!
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lmao 0
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Somebody threatened to harm my children if I didn't.
Can't think of any other reason I'd break up with her.0 -
Spent too much time with her ice skating instructor0
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She went for a run and kept running0
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A finally found out why the last one ran!
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Hmmm....scratching my head here and looking for a reason to break up.........0
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He wouldn't let me duplicate him in the copy machine0
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She didn't understand I am one of a kind0
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I found out that was a lie and he came in a pack of 100!0
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She didn't appreciate the difference between matte and glossy0
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I asked him to stop and buy me some lipstick and he brought home Glossy! He apparently doesnt notice I only wear matte!0
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He didn't have a sense of humor.0
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She called my ex a he.....that just ain't cutting it0
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We're back together0
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she still loved her ex 0
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Wouldn't go for the threesome with her ex I had been trying for0
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I guess I wasnt enough!
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Never understood she was more than I deserved, but I was just looking to spice things up a little0
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His attempts to spice things up left to much curry powder in the sheets0
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He Broke my Keurig machine0 -
She would stop taking selfies0
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He thinks he can fix anything with duct tape, our house was hideous!0
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so ungrateful0
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I could never live up to your standards.0
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You are actually married
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you are actually cheating on me0
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