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We broke up because...

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  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she was much too serious
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    No matter how high he jumped, or how hard he tried to climb, he could never reach the pedestal onto which he had placed me. Fortunately for all, I wear jeans.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    He had huge horse nuts that bounced around his knees
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He was the devil, I'm pretty angelic…see the problem here
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she was cold as ice
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    Fire and ice, oil and vinegar, somewhere they go good together.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
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    He belly flops into bed.
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
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    I couldn't stick the landing.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    Her farts would knock me clean out
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    ' wishes I was someone else...

    ... I thought that was the one thing we had in common :o
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    ' wishes I was someone else...

    ... I thought that was the one thing we had in common :o

    Lol
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
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    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    Her farts would knock me clean out

    His dutch ovens were not as good as mine.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    I was too sarcastic for her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited April 2015
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    She wasn't a rug muncher :o
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    thought I was a her
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Came to bed wet...

    ... um, not always a bad thing, but in his case, it was - smelled of river water & decaying fish
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He wasn't sarcastic enough.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    Kept coming to bed singing wrecking balls..
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Didn't like my love affair with Miley Cyrus
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Wasn't so much a "break up", more of a restraining order. Now I'm off to shop for some higher-powered binoculars

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