We broke up because...
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Was too animated0
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His chest is better than mine.0
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he was transparent0
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Because we would compare our hair all the time. His was prettier.
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You wouldn't let pull on that lovely braid from behind =(0
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He never wanted to look at my face. Something about me being a soul stealing ginger.
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He kept trying to dye my hair ginger!!0
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She wouldn't let me tie her up and spank that soul stealing ginger...0
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He always wanted to spank...0
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Because he named my butt Teena. And he didn't like my big butt0
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Her butt got more attention than me0
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She wouldn't let me ride that big butt
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He went to climb a mountain and never came back0
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she never told me her name0
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He never wore a shirt...0
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He wouldn't clear the road0
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He made women crash by walking down the road shirtless0
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Tried to walk all over me0
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Could not come to terms with the fact that she secretly liked it0
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So many bruises from The heels0
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she started buying me flats..... I ended up looking like a midget, ruined my self confidence0
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She started wearing platform shoes everywhere.0
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He threw away my platform shoes0
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She refused me enlightenment0
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She always wanted to borrow my bikinis, but never wanted to share her wine.0
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She drank all the expensive wine, and left me with the cheap vodka0
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Said she needed vodka just to be around me.0
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