Things I do to annoy my spouse

The flipside of the other thread.

Ever since we got dark counter tops, I dont' see crumbs as much. I SUCK at remembering to wipe them down when I clean the kitchen.

I can't sleep with any light in the room. I will literally block a clock with a pillow just because of the light it gives off

When chicken wings are at the table, I leave her very few because I can devour chicken wings like no other.

Heck I'd be happy if my man would clean my kitchen!

I could make a very lengthy list after ten years. But I think the most annoying thing I do is call him too much. My job is so complicated and our lives are so complicated that if I think of something I need to tell him I have a habit of calling him before I even realize I'm doing it. So I might call him four times a day.

But when I have made a point of not calling him for a few days, he starts calling me several times a day! So I think even though he says it annoys him, he couldn't live without me pestering him anyway!

I call my husband at least 10x a day.. for no particulr reason.. pisses him OFF... and when i open things that have a cap (gallon of milk) i NEVER screw the cap on straight.. he has a habit of jerking things out of the fridge but stopped when a gallon of milk spilled on him. :laugh:

This thread is hilarious and I now understand why the divorce rate is so high! lol.

I'm only engaged at this point but my fiance gets annoyed when I keep the lid of his laptop open, when I fall asleep on the couch instead of just going to bed and when I leave my purse and other crap on our bench in the hallway, thereby not allowing him to sit down and put his shoes on. Other than those few minor irritations I am a ray of sunshine . Check back with me in a few more months though and see if we're still engaged! Oh and I don't cook enough. Well... that one is true! lol

Drives my husband nuts that I never close the bathroom door. Way I figure it, no matter what I am doing in there someone always has to come in anyway I am saving time.

I am not a fan of whole almonds but my husband is. I once sucked all the chocolate off of some Hershey's dark chocolate nuggets with almonds and put the almonds in my hand. I gave them to my hubby and he immediately tossed them in his mouth. The face afterwards was priceless, and he won't take almonds from me anymore unless they're in an unopened container. Ahhh... good times. :devil:

ha! I busted out laughing at this one. That's hilarious and mean all in one. Love it. lol

Some of the things I think my husband would say:

I am lazy. I don't do the dishes or clean the house until an hour before he gets home.
I am wasteful. If something is dirty (like really nasty) I usually won't clean it. I'll just throw it away. (I'm getting better w/ this though.)
I complain too much. I will complain about everything. For hours.
I like to take different routes to get places, even if it takes longer.
I won't go outside at night by myself.
I won't talk to people on the phone & make him call for appointments and such.

He's told me the things about me that annoy him & I've told him what annoys me, but neither of us have really changed much. I try to not be so annoying...but not too hard. :happy:

I won't talk to people on the phone & make him call for appointments and such.

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.

Neither my bf OR I will make phone calls. We both despise being on the phone. We've gotten into arguments about who will call even for important things. We won't order delivery or take out now unless it's online & if the phone rings we argue about who answers until it stops

Haha these are great!!!

Sometimes when my husband is in the mood, I'll say that I'm not even if I am. Then he'll get into bed and I'll be nude....he says the me pretending I don't want to do anything annoys him but he gets over real quick! :laugh:

I don't like to drive so he drives everywhere which annoys him sometimes.

And I don't like talking on the phone either so he does most of that.

If he buys a 20oz drink or something, he always offers to buy me one and I say no thanks I don't want one. But inevitably I always take a sip or two of his. That annoys him to no end!

I won't talk to people on the phone & make him call for appointments and such.

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.

Neither my bf OR I will make phone calls. We both despise being on the phone. We've gotten into arguments about who will call even for important things. We won't order delivery or take out now unless it's online & if the phone rings we argue about who answers until it stops

OMG, this is US! In fact, my phone is ringing as I type this! I called my voice mail yesterday and it said we had 33 messages - we were overwhelmed so I deleted all of them.

Damn your all making me NOT want to get married! Sheesh!

black douglas(ed) .

What is this??

Oh I hate to say really lol......fart under the covers and fluff the covers so it poofs up into your face.

Omg ahahahahhahhhhahahhhahahahaahahaahahaahahaahah

He hates it when I act creepy.... meaning he'll come home from work and I'll meet him at the door saying "Oh honey, I've missed you today, give me a kiss!" and I make a sort of open-mouth face whilst licking my lips...
Or I'll just follow him around the house whispering loving phrases into his ear...
Or I'll wake up in the middle of the night and stare at him until he wakes up and he always jumps :P
Or when I send him dirty texts, but they are pics of other people and it's not pretty

The list goes on an on at how much I creep him out but it entertains me, and that's all that matters!!!

HAHAHA!! Your AWESOME!! I love this!!

He hates that I organize the clothes in our closet by color and type- for instance, all short sleeve shirts with v-necks first, then regular short sleeve shirts followed by short sleeve shirts with polo type collars- these three would then be broken down by color scheme- and the hook of the hanger must always face inward with front of shirt facing to the left.

I thought I was the only one that was so OCD about my closet! My closet layout is EXACTLY the same lol.

Damn your all making me NOT want to get married! Sheesh!

LOL....Oh come on join the fun:happy:

OK not married but I managed to seriously annoy an ex-boyfriend (it was his fault I swear!).

I hum a lot (mostly quietly) and have what I call 'musical tourettes'. I'll get a tune stuck in my head for weeks and when I'm not thinking about anything, that's the tune I'll be humming. I usually catch myself after a few seconds.

He told me one day that I was humming 'Bright Eyes' and that it had been his mother's favourite tune and it was played at her funeral.

Sigh. You can see what's coming next.

It was NOT my fault. Every time I was minding my own business I would have some kind of brain fart and start humming 'Bright Eyes'. I couldn't convince him I wasn't doing it deliberately. (I still sometimes catch myself humming it and we broke up years ago...!) :devil: