We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like my bone.0
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I liked his bone ....but it was the constant poking with it..honestly I never got a minutes rest..0
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She slept to much0
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She talks in her sleep0
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She threw away my Frank Zappa CD Collection0
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She listened to Twisted Sister0
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I don't know why ..he wouldn't tell me0
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She knows0
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The head fell off, so nothing to talk to!
Oops meant for run timer sorry Jo0 -
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Hahaha...the distance made it impossible to consummate our love0
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Getting personal now.
He's faceless0 -
I was envious of him0
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Again with the breaking up...But I don't want to0
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we were combustible, literally! the fire department came 4 times (which is the same number of times I did)
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FD wanted him for their calendar, but he wouldn't show his face0
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She found out what I really looked like and made me wear a paper bag over my head!0
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Had a paper bag fetish0
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He said the handcuffs I used to chain in my basement "chafed his wrists" what a baby!0
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wore football jersey on our wedding day0
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Was married already0
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tried to induct me into polymorphic cult0
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would wake me up by yelling "best butter my bisciuts boy"....scared the crap outta me0
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Always wanted biscuits0
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had weird nickname for my tush0
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Would let me grab the tush when I wanted
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too competitive..we had BACK FLEX OFFS0
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Caught him flexing his nekkid *kitten* with some nekkid chick!0
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