We broke up because...
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salami?0
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insisted on pet names for genitalia0
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Didn't like when I called him Spunky0
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She liked junk food0
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kept referring to dudes as "she"0
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@FabulousFantasticFifty , despite obviously looking younger, kept up the charade that she was fifty0
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Kept calling me "Dude"!0
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Didn't understand that DUDE was an acronym...Decidedly Unique, Definitely Exquisite0
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I ran faster than I ...got away0
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She out thought and out ran me..I kept stopping to pickup discarded clothing0
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tequila makes his clothes fall off0
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she sprung, eternal0
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lol he sprung a leak0
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she was afraid to leave Pandora's box0
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I can't kiss a man whose face Ive never seen0
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Was so funny that i could never get any0
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Laughed in the middle of doing *it* ..a real mood killer....0
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Her idea of it was watching tv. I needed more sexy time!0
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was insatiable..."dammit woman....I'm not a machine"0
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He used this excuse for everything "honey can you mow the lawn?" "dammit woman, I'm not a machine" Yeah I know but the lawn mower is!!!!0
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couldn't take a hint...when I asked her to 'mow the lawn' she thought I actually meant mow the lawn0
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Didn't like me "Natural"!0
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she looked like a werewolf if she didn't wax!0
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She liked werewolf types and I didn't qualify0
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She wasn't fond of my Wild Side!0
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I was tired of getting arrested!0
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I always had to bail her out0
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She was three-faced0
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You called it a purse. IT'S A SATCHEL0
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