We broke up because...

synchkat

Spoke to "guys" like would just comment to the "guys" when there was no one around.

bigovergrowndork

She said she didn't want to be a mom anymore and moved to another state

slimgirljo15

Our kids were monsters ..I had to move

RunTimer

She had stuff in her closet that scared me

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mhiggi02

She kept threatening to get contacts and ditch the glasses, I wouldn't stand for it

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I would wake up and he would be whispering sweet nothings to my glasses.

RunTimer

Had eyes painted on the lenses of his glasses...couldn't tell if he was paying attention to me or sleeping

slimgirljo15

had a thing for Michael

RunTimer

took the phrase "you grease my back, I'll grease yours" too literal

nlayton75

Back was too greasy from Jo

slimgirljo15

Lol..licked the greasy from my back

Was inthe wrong thread..thought it was tell a lie lol

nlayton75

Just killed the mood lol

slimgirljo15

He came home with crabs ..not the sort you eat

RunTimer

she communicated exclusively in emoji

nlayton75

Was too much to handle

slimgirljo15

If he couldn't handle runtimer ..had no hope of handling me

lilbitoftrouble

You were always handling runtimer and you never gave me a turn.

handyrunner

She was only a little bit of trouble

RunTimer

He out ran me

slimgirljo15

Nope decided Im keeping you

RunTimer

Wouldn't let me out and hid all my clothes

slimgirljo15

Got me there...all true

Building_Bulk

she was only using me because she wanted someone to cook for her.

slimgirljo15

..he lied..I loved when he cooked naked

RunTimer

Could only cook Mac and Cheese

slimgirljo15

Thought my cooking tasted like ****

RunTimer

too much time in the kitchen...not enough in the bedroom

_fitness4life_

he only wanted to do it in the bedroom and I wanted to experiment more

Building_Bulk

experimenting is fine but when she asked if my brother could join that was too much