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  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
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    He wanted me to wear a matching shirt.
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,623 Member
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    Badger_Girl99 wrote: »
    He wanted me to wear a matching shirt.

    I said no shirt! You never listened
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She was too hot for me, made me look hideous by comparison.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
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    strozman wrote: »
    Badger_Girl99 wrote: »
    He wanted me to wear a matching shirt.

    I said no shirt! You never listened

    He said my 'mental notes' weren't good enough
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,623 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    She was too hot for me, made me look hideous by comparison.

    Couldn't tell the difference between men and women, no matter how many anatomy lessons I gave her
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He kept trying to teach me things with banana's and peaches...just made me more confused.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    Tried to show her with tacos and sausages, still didn't click.
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    jealous of the dog
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    He asked if I wanted a pet monkey? I replied yes, he then proceed to unbutton his pants.., exit front door
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Would suddenly fall in a trance and start squawking like a parrot
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    She told me to leave, no real explanation; just leave. So I left.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    Tried to show her with tacos and sausages, still didn't click.

    LMAO! Nose snorted on that!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    She told me to leave, no real explanation; just leave. So I left.

    I told him "hey look at that leaf" obviously he'd hard of hearing.
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
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    because I was outta her league
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I told him "hey look at that leaf" obviously he'd hard of hearing.
    aah!, it was autumn...

    Prolly for the best, she just never did dig me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    Got all paranoid when I started to dig...
    (a hole in the back yard)
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    forced me to eat donut, after donut...listen lady i'm trying to lose weight!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    He was obsessed with with Redbull, he drank it day and night and would add it into his cooking.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I found out where she got her last name! She was NUTZ!!!! :fearful:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited April 2015
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    bestintheworld842 wrote: »
    because I was outta her league

    He played for the wrong team! He was in little league and I was in the Majors!

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