We broke up because...

Nograce80

Things were just too perfect for her, she had to sabotage it. It's what she does!

LiftingRiot

she only ate crust off of every loaf of bread. Then put back what was remaining of the loaf. It was too weird for me

Mykaylauk

He insisted that I washed my clothes on his abs.

LiftingRiot

she had really really really really dirty clothes.............. dirty

MzIrish

he kept leaving the toilet seat up

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I wasn't naughty enough.

MzIrish

he lied about how naughty he was

KingLarry99

Was getting naughty with other guys

slimgirljo15

He was king but said I couldn't be queen

_fitness4life_

she didn't want to be my queen and played me like a jester.

laynerich15

she was to old for me

KingLarry99

didn't get turned on by my Jester role play

eva_letsdance

He only wanted to role play

allday2

She was scared of the role I wanted her to play!

eva_letsdance

He wanted me to rob a bank. That is not my kind of role play

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LiftingRiot

he had more hair than me and it pissed me off

allday2

Guess she couldn't handle being the Bonnie to my Clyde!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He named his Friend and that was just weird! ;p

LiftingRiot

his hands were glued to his pockets. And I wanted to hold hands

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_fitness4life_

he only wanted a sugar momma

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Nograce80

He just disappeared on day, assumed he wanted to break up, however learned years later that he was held as a sex captive in someones basement.

slimgirljo15

He wouldnt take off his sunglasses

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always making googly eyes at everyone!

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Nograce80

his best friend could do these things with his tongue that were unbelievable, he made me choose between the two, so I chose his friend!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She would dump me every time her Ex's friend was in town!