We broke up because...
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I spent it on protein powder. I wouldn't Share so she kicked me out.0
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He was only using me for a place to stay after @SuzyQAzureblue kicked him out0
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She wouldn't move in to my place0
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She wanted to live in space.0
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he wouldn't clean between my toes0
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He had webbed toes0
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it was a dream0
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Wanted me to do all our laundry on his abs...but frankly, the washer and dryer from Sears did a better job.0
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she was a duck0
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I found out she was a duck0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »I'm actually a duck
We are never breaking up then.0 -
i ate duck today0
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he's into beastiality0
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I preferred sausage 0
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she was into jerky too0
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only wanted me for my sausage0
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she didn't like touching raw meat0
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she kept sniffing my underarm (got embarassing)0
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His butt was perkier than mine0
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she was always comparing herself to everyone else0
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Didn't like my pet elephant.0
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Wouldn't clean up after elephant.0
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he was a reckless driver, would take selfies while driving.0
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He left the toilet seat up0
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Had a toilet seat obsession0
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