We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she light up the room
..the fire department wasn't happy0 -
He called me the Dark one!0
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She insisted on laying out until she burnt0
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He switched my Sunscreen with butter!0
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She switched my butter with sunscreen0
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I don't remember..had something to do with 'buttered buns'0
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That's all he ever wanted was buttered buns!0
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She wouldnt let me butter her Buns!
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Her obsession with buns!0
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She hated my Hairstyle0
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She has cooler sunglasses then me...0
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She was very jealous of otgers0
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She hung out with Otgers! 0
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She blamed her autocorrect for her atrocious spelling0
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She kept rubbing margarine on my sunglasses0
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He told people that I had horrible housekeeping skills0
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two reasons:
She Burned the house down
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Stopped making sense
(yes, she was a Talking Heads fanatic)0 -
he hated my obsession with shoulders0
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Told me my shoulders were substandard0
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Because she wore me out like a favorite pair of shoes
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Turns out he was into a different kind of wood.0
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She was Irish and I'm a Scot.0
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She said Irish food was tasty0
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I wanted to wear the kilts in our house0
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She was a Z nation fan and I was a TWD fan and the two shall never mix.0
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