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FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2015

Her legs are over 5' tall (Taller than I am)

RunTimer · September 2015

can only drive backwards

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2015

Is Back Asswards

Nograce80 · September 2015

She brews Lipton tea then sells it to people as a "aphrodisiac tea"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · September 2015

Is a jaded ex-customer now that she knows the secret!

RunTimer · September 2015

is a computer algorithm..exist only online

Stardog_Champion · September 2015

In college she did this trick with a ping pong ball that made her VERY popular

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Rides an osterich to work...

kccurtis2 · September 2015

Bought the ostrich for him

RunTimer · September 2015

dances naked under the stars every winter solstice, full moon, and days that have a 'T'

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Rubs himself with oil...sunbakes ..then sticks a fork into his butt cheek and yells ..Im done..Im done ...the little button timer like in the turkeys ..pops out of a very disturbing place

RunTimer · September 2015

wrote book "101 unconventional uses for turkey baster"

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2015

Bought that book and is on #98

Unknown · September 2015

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RunTimer · September 2015

carves body soap into figurines of her fav MFPeeps

ilfaith · September 2015

All of his running shoes have velcro closures because he never learned to tie his laces

cbarn025 · September 2015

She thought she was taking a picture of the clouds.

synchkat · September 2015

Is still searching for the elusive square bubble

_Primal_ · September 2015

Ran for state senator.

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2015

Is getting Plastic Surgery soon to look just this!

RunTimer · September 2015

is really Ethan Hunt

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2015

Found out that I was a BadaSS Secret Agent and now I have to kill him!!!

RunTimer · September 2015

has been stalking me like I was Jean Valjean

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Really is a girl..pretending to be a boy that everyone thinks is a girl

ilfaith · September 2015

Washes her hair just once a month

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Trains the queens corgis

Noelv1976 · September 2015

Only sleeps hanging upside down

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Wears ballet slippers and a tutu to work...the boys think he's purdy

Noelv1976 · September 2015

Scratches herself in front of kids to prove a point

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Poses in front of the mirror every morning..puts lipstick on and purses lips..

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