We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Was obsessed with her booty0
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Couldn't put things into perspective.0
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she was a negative nelly!0
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Couldn't take no for an answer.0
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Didn't ask to see, then got mad when I didnt.0
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Didnt like the name Grace0
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couldn't last more than two pumps and a fart0
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kept trying to involve brother Ronald in a 3some0
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He was related to Ronald McDonald!0
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she had something against Big Macs.......0
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Wanted big macs ..breakfast .lunch and dinner0
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She confused ketchup for baby oil0
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He wasn't into food play...0
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He used up all my baby oil on his back0
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Had me rub him down with baby oil every night it got annoying0
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Because she made me rub the lotion on my skin or I'd get the hose again.0
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Thought baby oil came from squeezing babies0
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He thought baby oil came from squeezing babies...enough said.0
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She kept squeezing babies out every 10 months! Claimed I was the Father!0
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She refused the paternity test.0
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Because I was all about that bass and she was nothing but treble!0
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He kept trying to blow out my ear drums.0
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She didn't like my ear fetish.0
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He wouldn't let me drive. Ever.0
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Couldn't drive a manual0
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Every time I gave her an Instruction Manual she started pretending she had a steering wheel and making "varoom" sounds!0
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she made car noises in bed0
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