We broke up because...
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Had 2 left feet0
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Wore socks with sandals.0
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Not grounds for a divorce?!0
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Smoked crayons at midnight0
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Wore s spider man bridal dress0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »LikeSeeds4Souls wrote: »Wore s spider man bridal dress
couldn't tell the difference between spiderman and batman
My soul mate
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Too indecisive, took her shopping and 3 days later we had yet to buy an outfit0
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Made me tuck the tags in so that she could take back for a refund after I wore it!0
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made me mow the lawn in her nighties0
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Stayed in bed all day0
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mowing the lawn was a euphemism0
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Always tried to act smarter than me by using Big words!0
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PEANUT JUICE!!!!!0
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Studied the dictionary but was illiterate0
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I didn't know how to ride a bike.0
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Tried to teach me how to "ride a bike."0
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He wouldn't ride me ( I mean a bike)0
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She was a Tease!!!0
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