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Secretly has 42 pet snails, each has a name and makes little cute outfits for them when not at the gym.

Doesn't really run 25ks. She pours water over her head and sneaks in 100 feet from the finish line taking second place as not to arouse suspicion.

he seldom arouses any suspicion

Glynn20 wrote: »

He was stalking me at Oak Openings last weekend

WMDemetree wrote: »

he seldom arouses any suspicion

I'm the invisible boy. U didn't see me and I can't arouse suspicion.

He has an imaginary circle of friends. Really it's just him drinking beer and playing poker by himself. Kind of sad, but if it makes him smile who am I to shatter his world?

Has an imaginary friend named Judy McPuttputt

has no real name, all pseudo names.

removes friends, changes profile pic and handle, and thinks no one notices

doesn't even smoke!

Nograce80 wrote: »

doesn't even smoke!

Shhh, I'm just trying to seem cool

#1 seller of tin-foil hats on etsy.com

Nograce80 wrote: »

Bought all of my hats because he knew my hands touched them and it makes him happy to feel like my hands are touching his head

... and they smell purty too.

Shops exclusively online choosing her produce with a USB cyber-device which interprets firmness and tumescence over the web. has often found herself day-dreaming of other uses for that little USB gadget (if only she could find the 'right' stock-boy)

Complains that my "produce" is not fresh enough...

Dresses like a t-rex every Halloween

Trains mice to ride miniature jet skis in the fountain at the mall