We broke up because...
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I have been claimed!0
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she found my cache of 'equipment' and it frightened her0
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His Equipment was too powerful!
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I saw her come at me with egg beaters and a rolling pin..scared me0
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she couldn't cook0
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When I stripped nekked he asked if I had a Bun in the oven!
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Couldn't speak fluent Elvish...0
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chanted incantations in her sleep0
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Had a problem with my chanting
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Blu belonged to nobody ...not even me 0
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I was a hippie free love! Love all!
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She gave her "Love" away for free!0
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Wanted to charge me for her love
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Didnt think I was worth a Nice Dinner and Dancing!0
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I always had to be Tarzan in our role playing. Sometimes I just wanted to be Jane.0
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Hated role playing0
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She didn't like football ( when I meant by football the game that actually uses feet to play)0
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Seriously, how many times can you act out the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp? I just wanted to eat my own for once.0
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Didn't like being romantic with me0
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Her idea of romantic was slapping my booty after I brought her a beer.0
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Didn't return booty slaps.0
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Said I slapped too hard.0
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She slapped me in the face!0
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Emergency orders to return to Mars immediately0
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He kept leaving me and giving me outrageous excuses.0
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She had me committed when she wanted to take a vacation so I wouldn't go with her.0
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She's been committed lol.0
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She won't commit0
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