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She hates all men.0
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He's terrified of sitting in a car. He's working on that0
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Gives me weekly hot oil massages, male pedicures, and oatmeal baths0
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Eats the oatmeal afterwards because he "likes his own taste"0
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The one hundred he's referencing is his age0
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She'd know because she's actually 1000 years old. Every century she sacrifices a virgin girl and bathes in her blood to restore her youth.0
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Wears his boxers on top of his jeans0
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That's a pic of his body double0 -
Calls herself Leeloo because she spends a lot of time in the bathroom.0
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Chews her toenails0
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sports a full-body tattoo of herself0
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Is actually a floating head in a container hooked up to the internet somewhere.0
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Is so cool he actually hovers instead of standing0
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Lost his taste buds in a horrible smelting accident.0
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Have his duck to me0
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Is a world-class yodeler0
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Was born with 2 male organs. Had to have one removed when he hit puberty because they were both so large they took all the blood from his brain causing him to black out.0
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Cant stand to see clowns because of the dark family circus memories he carries from his youth...0
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Claims to be the real much trimmer Mario!0
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Has thos legs insured for 5million dollars0
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Has just left her husband to move to the US and live with a certain gentleman0
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Is scared of heights0
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Thinks the GIANTS are the best team in the NFL0
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@Jerzeegirl13 actually lives in Pennsylvania, but doesn't want to admit that.0
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@Jerzeegirl13 actually lives in Pennsylvania, but doesn't want to admit that.
Is often mistaken for her kids older sister0 -
Is an astronaut that wears hover boots to feel more at home0
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Is a rodeo clown0
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Doesn't set me up on blind dates with young ones!
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Hates younger men0
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