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williamwj2014 wrote: »Would always say "I'm batman" in a deep voice.
No I didn't!!!
I said
I'm the Night!0 -
She didn't get my crappy jokes0
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told crappy jokes
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She found out about my party0
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Skipped leg day0
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Wasnt rough enough0
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Only liked my legs on his shoulders
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Wanted my legs on her shoulders and im not into that0
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I was the wrong sex
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I'm just going to turn around and walk out0
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He walked out with no explanation!0
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Her feet were made for walking....0
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She was lacking a gene for complete evolution!0
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she was always involved in monkey business0
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She didnt like my Organ Grinding profession, but at least it paid the bills!0
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she was always chanting "hear no evil, see no evil"0
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She was Possessed by Demons!0
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She just wasn't that in to me anymore0
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always on her phone0
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Threw my IPhone in the river0
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