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We broke up because...
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No but the porn I ask Siri to find does. Jeez I was just warming myself up for you. You are so hard to please0
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Hahahahahahahaha! WHAT???!!!Michael_Lucas wrote: »I came home to find her in compromising positions and a rubber male anatomy part strapped onto my duck.
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Good one..siri..does not say.." oh god yes...spank it baby"..cheaterrrrr
She was always talking in her sleep and it wasnt my name she was screaming!0 -
Had a disgusting duck fetish.0
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He always wanted everything his way.0
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Thought that was wrong.0
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He was already married0
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She didnt care what I wanted!0
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she returned all the care packages I sent her0
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Went MIA0
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Was a hired assassin..too many people went missing0
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Wanted me to do the Harlem Shake whenever we went out in public0
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Not adventurous enough0
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Never did as he was told...when I say shuffle man..you shuffle
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she never stopped playing cards0
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Found out about my gambling problem0
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Never showed her face0
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Saw right through me!0
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she was a hologram
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Called me a Big Phony!0
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Spent all my money0
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She was broke..and she sint spending mine
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She wouldn't take off her Broncos shirt when she came to bed0
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Was too involved in sports to notice me0
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Stingy with the dough0
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She wanted a sugar daddy..I had the wrong equipment0
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She was always begging her Ex to take her back so i said "Fine... GO!!!!"0
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She hid her left eye from me... what else was she hiding?0
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