We broke up because...

blu_de_ville

I wasn't her type

K_i_mma

I kept sending her nudes and she didn't appreciate that they weren't of me

blu_de_ville

I don't like sketches of nudes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Prude

slimgirljo15

Was wayyyyy to promiscuous

FabulousFantasticFifty

Taught me her ways then got mad when I followed her example!

khara2012

Too much of a follower for me...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'll say it again...LUSH!!!

blu_de_ville

I had a drinking problem

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always drank all of my coffee and I got violent!

Jess1989ica

She thought I was too bitchy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because of that!!! ^^^ ;p

blu_de_ville

She didn't like oral

FabulousFantasticFifty

Oral B is all Hype I like my Colgate toothbrush better!

blu_de_ville

Wouldn't kiss me if I didn't brush my teeth

JSurita3

She refused to brush her teeth before bed.

blu_de_ville

I didn't want the taste of chocolate out of my mouth ok?!

JSurita3

She insisted on bringing chocolate to bed....it attracted bugs

khara2012

She had bugs in her bed. (I'm so sorry! You left yourself wide open on that one.)

JSurita3 wrote: »

She insisted on bringing chocolate to bed....it attracted bugs

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never made me a cocktail!

TMacKtwenty4

Hated my cooking

_fitness4life_

Would hide behind bushes and scare me half to death.

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my pranks

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her idea of a Prank was replacing my Eye drops with Super glue!

Kulaid77

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

Didn't like my pranks

I said I had more tattoos than she did, and she disagreed.

Jerzeegirl13

I had to kiss each of his tattoos before I went to bed

Kulaid77

Jerzeegirl13 wrote: »

I had to kiss each of his tattoos before I went to bed

You pretended not to like it.... but I know you did.

blu_de_ville

Didn't like to kiss me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She would disappear right before bedtime and then return with Sharpie on her lips!

RunTimer

couldn't stand his friend's friends