We broke up because...

Jess1989ica · October 2015

She thought I was too bitchy

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2015

Because of that!!! ^^^ ;p

blu_de_ville · October 2015

She didn't like oral

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2015

Oral B is all Hype I like my Colgate toothbrush better!

blu_de_ville · October 2015

Wouldn't kiss me if I didn't brush my teeth

JSurita3 · October 2015

She refused to brush her teeth before bed.

blu_de_ville · October 2015

I didn't want the taste of chocolate out of my mouth ok?!

JSurita3 · October 2015

She insisted on bringing chocolate to bed....it attracted bugs

khara2012 · October 2015

She had bugs in her bed. (I'm so sorry! You left yourself wide open on that one.)

JSurita3 wrote: »

She insisted on bringing chocolate to bed....it attracted bugs

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2015

She never made me a cocktail!

TMacKtwenty4 · October 2015

Hated my cooking

_fitness4life_ · October 2015

Would hide behind bushes and scare me half to death.

blu_de_ville · October 2015

Didn't like my pranks

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2015

Her idea of a Prank was replacing my Eye drops with Super glue!

Kulaid77 · October 2015

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

Didn't like my pranks

I said I had more tattoos than she did, and she disagreed.

Jerzeegirl13 · October 2015

I had to kiss each of his tattoos before I went to bed

Kulaid77 · October 2015

Jerzeegirl13 wrote: »

I had to kiss each of his tattoos before I went to bed

You pretended not to like it.... but I know you did.

blu_de_ville · October 2015

Didn't like to kiss me

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2015

She would disappear right before bedtime and then return with Sharpie on her lips!

RunTimer · October 2015

couldn't stand his friend's friends

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