We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I had to go to sleep and when I woke she was gone!

Goodnight my Awesome Peoples!
See ya later!!!

IndianaGolfer

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I had to go to sleep and when I woke she was gone!

Goodnight my Awesome Peoples!
See ya later!!!

She always sleeping lol

G'nite

nitroalley

Good night Linda

slimgirljo15

Night Linda

We aren't breaking up nitro

jgkoutr

She sleeps when I'm awake

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Slept with her eyes open, was creepy.

jgkoutr

Hates my selfies

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always talking about her "selfie game"

jgkoutr

He talks to him self during sexy time

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

The only sexy time WAS by myself.

jgkoutr

He never let me watch

nitroalley

She had me on a timer

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jgkoutr

Popped my balloons ..
made me cry

nitroalley

She wasn't into drinking the bubbly

jgkoutr

H3 was always so bubbly got annoying

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She didn't like me being positive all the time.

slimgirljo15

He was positive he was always right....wrong!!!

danhib

She ate my hamster

jgkoutr

Haha ...he didn't appreciate my fine dinning meals

finny11122

Everyone was jealous of us , it was getting out of hand

slimgirljo15

Well....he had this rash...ewww

jgkoutr

She gave me this rash...good times

danhib

She lost my cheese grater

jgkoutr

I found it babe it was in your sock drawer.
He was always blaming me

danhib

That wasn't a sock drawer, she was collecting shedded snake skins

slimgirljo15

No sexy time..I tthink he was getting it elsewhere

danhib

She snapped all the lead in my pencils

jgkoutr

He promised me no pencils in the house. ..I have a phobia

danhib