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We broke up because...
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He promised to take that dang helmet off0
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The helmets were the only thing that saved our lives when we crashed0
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Oh true
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She kept on screaming out my puppets names during sexy time. Gave me a complex1
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Dang it w u and ur puppets..*.stomping outta room*1
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He kept on calling me Pinocchio0
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He had a big nose..the other appendage..not so big
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I caught her smooching with my brother0
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Duhhh his brother was a better kisser1
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haha she called me a pig0
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He was in a love triangle with Jo and his brother.....0
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She was always so happy and cheery and I was a grump!0
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She was such a Debbie downer0
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He never took me to the pits0
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He accelerated too fast!0
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He once pushed me in the Tar Pits hoping to be rid of me!
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She had a lot of tar on her teeth from smoking0
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I misunderstood when he said I was Smokin!
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She was too hot for me to handle0
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He didnt like the Pot Holders I gave him for our Anniversary!
Couldn't take a hint!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He didnt like the Pot Holders I gave him for our Anniversary!
Couldn't take a hint!
Made me wear protection all the time !!0 -
Never wore his helmet!Now he rides a Tricycle0
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Always slapping me upside the head0
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Didnt like my tough Love0
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Her tough love left bruises on me..0
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She was a biter0
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He got upset when I confused biting with sucking
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Didnt like my nibblin on his ears in church!0
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Made me goto church to nibble on me !!0
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Didn't want to go to church
HEATHEN!!!0
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