We broke up because...

danhib

She bought me oils when I asked for acrylics!

slimgirljo15

I wanted him to use edible body paint..hint ..hint..but nope ..only interested in his painting

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danhib

She knew my secret identity

jgkoutr

His identity was never a secret ...delusional

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slimgirljo15

She kept hiding from me ...in someone elses bed

danhib

She'd never seen a romanesque cauliflower before

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slimgirljo15

..^^ dirty girl

jgkoutr

Her potatoes were too big

finny11122

She thought throwing a can of beans on a plate was a dinner

slimgirljo15

True story ^^

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danhib

She preferred king Edwards

slimgirljo15

He preferred Edwards ...

danhib

She was team Jacob

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danhib

She preferred Kristen Stewart to Kate Beckingsale

jgkoutr

Always comparing chicks

danhib

S*** I do, don't I. Always knew the truth

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was always leaving poo on the back of the seat.

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jgkoutr

Ran up my credit card bill buying chicks...cute baby chicks but what r we going to do w them

danhib

Samsonite I was way off!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

jgkoutr wrote: »

Ran up my credit card bill buying chicks...cute baby chicks but what r we going to do w them

Was a big fan of "Chicken nuggets"

jgkoutr

Umm I think I'm going to puke now

danhib

She didn't puke

slimgirljo15

Michael..thats disgusting .. ..totally sick

He liked to watch me puke .. weird fetish