We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out that I was a Pirate!

mandipandi75

Didn't share the booty

TrailBlazzinMN

Kept calling me The Randy Lil' Pirate, Arrr!

slimgirljo15

Wasn't cutting it in the boudoir

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TrailBlazzinMN

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Wasn't cutting it in the boudoir

Was upset that I was practically a virgin

sunn_lighter wrote: »

he wouldn't sleep with me because he didn't like my shirt

Wouldn't sleep with me because she didn't like the face I made when she wore "that shirt"

GETU1N

She was on a constant search

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didnt want to be my Friend with benefits while I was still searching for my Soul mate!

GETU1N

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Didnt want to be my Friend with benefits while I was still searching for my Soul mate!

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GETU1N

She was so full of it

slimgirljo15

He just didn't love me

mandipandi75

Wasn't down for being a soul mate

GETU1N

Wanted something I couldn't offer

LuckyMe2017

He didn't want to offer anything meaningful.

GETU1N

She was to into PDA

slimgirljo15

He liked bob better

khara2012

I couldn't get enough of his PDA's, so he kicked me to the curb.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was a Lush! ;p

TrailBlazzinMN

Got me fired since I was always late to work due to "morning fun"

JSurita3

Couldn't hold a job

williamwj2014

wouldn't be my sugar mama

Jsgifted1

She drank more than dean Martin

khara2012

Dean Martini? He didn't appreciate my drunken nature...

RJ0274

She didn't check her friend requests!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's always trying to be "Friends" with other Women!

GETU1N

Wouldn't let me be friends with other women

MissRheingold

what Fab said - He's always trying to be "Friends" with other Women!

spiveaa

Never showed her face, always covered up

GETU1N

MissRheingold wrote: »

what Fab said - He's always trying to be "Friends" with other Women!

Well if you join me and Fab I will friend no more!

RunTimer

he always wanted to be on top