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We broke up because...
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She didn't care and took me even when I said no.0
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she was dryhumping my sofa when i left the room0
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She was Tiny and I was not!0
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Wouldn't let me front squat her.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was Tiny and I was not!
Wanted me to get surgery so I was shorter.
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Always made fun of my height!0
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Didn't believe I thought her height was perfect.0
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He took his ducky everywhere!0
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He has nicer abs than me0
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She didn't like my duck coming between us.0
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He always had to sleep with the Duck in the middle0
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I came home to find her in compromising positions and a rubber male anatomy part strapped onto my duck.0
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it was always about the duck. Never about me.0
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She started quacking to try to get my attention.0
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You don't want to know what we did with that duck... #quack0
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She wouldn't wear the beak and feathers in public.0
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he called out names in his sleep
...Donald, ..Darkwing, ....Daffy..0 -
Was always forgetting Scrooge McDuck.0
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Called me daisy...and keep saying ." Oh yeah..quack for me baby"...at the worst times0
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You never took your sunglasses off0
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She didn't like to out of doors...0
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Couldnt get her to go outside0
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He was insatiable. A girl needs her beauty sleep...0
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Took to long in the bathroom0
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Timed my bathroom breaks0
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Went bathroom on the neighbors lawn every morning.0
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Im pretty sure she was doing something else in those bathroom breaks...Im sure I heard the bathroom window open and a mans voice0
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Her paranoia killed our relationship. The male voice was my Siri.0
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Good one..siri..does not say.." oh god yes...spank it baby"..cheaterrrrr0
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Something about a spanking0
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