We broke up because...
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He ran....away with my heart0
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She was heartless!!!0
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I couldn't keep with her fabulousness0
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he shaved during Mowvember0
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the crumbs....everywhere0
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our hairs kept getting tangled0
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We kept splitting hairs!0
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She ate in bed..
(hmmm let me rethink this breakup)0 -
He'd never get naked0
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She was ALWAYS naked! Had to bail her out of jail a few times for Indecent Exposure!0
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She took offence when I erolled her in the naked Yoga class0
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HE took offense when I told everyone at the party about his weird nipple. I was only a little drunk, okay...0
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She wasn't drunk nearly often enough0
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Pullleassse don't leave me
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She was always begging her Ex to take her back!0
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She wanted my true love for herself 0
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she ate all the Halloween candy0
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I didn't celebrate halloween...0
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She wore me out0
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I wore him out....true story
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She as so tiring0
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She had to have everything her way.0
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I found out she had a peanut and shellfish allergy!0
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She kept taking away my sweets0
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Silversonnet wrote: »I removed all the Oreos from the castle
Wow, this is probably the cruelest thing you've ever said to me. </3Jess1989ica wrote: »She kept taking away my sweets
It was always a competition to eat the last Oreo and me being a gentleman she always won.0 -
He was always staring at me like a creeper0
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He didn't like how much I stared at him 0
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she wouldnt get out da gym0
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she wouldn't get off her Azz0
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Because you never make love to me.0
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