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We broke up because...
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Was always trying to steal my duck0
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gave him an ultimatum..me or the duck0
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he would get strangely angry every time I said the word duck0
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she wiped her *kitten* with my Kobe Bryant jersey0
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she put oil in my drinking water, and water in my gas tank0
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he thought I was trying to kill him and his car! He couldn't look past a simple mistake!0
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Scared me ...Caught her sitting in the dark watching me sleep...I saw the knife0
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Didn't like my habit of eating cheese and crackers at midnight. I tried not to wake her!0
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SHe became unreasonably angry when some said "hail mary, full of Grace"0
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He called me unholy0
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Was unholy0
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Ran out the door with Runtimer and they just kept running0
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Didn't like Forest Gump0
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Said "yellow" when they answered the phone...0
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Never answered my calls0
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Caught him calling another girl0
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Wouldn't let me call my mom, sent her into a jealous rage.0
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He was a mama's boy0
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Never understood that I was a girl until well, let's just say it got awkward real freaking fast!0
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She kept wanting to play basketball instead of other bedroom sports0
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He couldn't slam dunk0
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I couldn't get a hole in one...she loves her golf0
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That's not what she meant by hole in one...0
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »That's not what she meant by hole in one...
Was a dirty girl..saw innuendo in everything0 -
She didn't like my filthy sense of humor0
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Had to be dirty all the time0
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Was dirty non of the time0
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Didn't want to take showers with me0
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Only wanted to take cold showers with me0
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