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Was once the dictator of a small island nation. He ruled with an iron fist, but retired when the US embargoed trade with his nation, resulting in a shortage of coffee and butter. 3 reconstructive surgeries later, and no one suspects a thing.

Where's nylons to make his legs have an even skin tone.

Does acrobatics on public transport

LikeSeeds4Souls wrote: »

Does acrobatics on public transport

Walks backwards because he doesn't want people to ever see his face.

@Nograce80 Tries to build world monuments with sweet corn

Takes the quote on her profile pic so seriously that she is currently searching for a time travel device so that she can unravel the tapestry of time one century at a time.

Had 2-ribs removed to establish a narrower waist so that his lats & shoulders would look larger.

Is the surgeon who specializes in this procedure, but is now fighting a malpractice suit for removing part of someones vertebrae instead!

Writes renditions with ice T

finny11122 wrote: »

We have rap battles every friday

MC Fine-Finny is NOT to be reckoned with when spitting rhyme; he drops more *kitten* than an incontinent man at a chili cook-off...

Lays awake nights fighting to keep his eyes open so that he will not see those images that his mind creates while he's awake.

Is Stan's Housekeeper

Wants to be elected president just so he can call his morning bathroom session his "Presidential Duty"

Plays with toy soldiers in his basement

Sleeps chained