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is actually 3" tall..and living in an incredibly human like animatron0
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Can't even Run!0
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actually a brunette0
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Gained his muscles by cutting them off of his victims and sewing them under his skin0
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casts no reflection0
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was genetically engineered0
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wore glasses for a week before she noticed they weren't hers0
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Drives naked everywhere he goes0
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Sneaks into the back of his car as often as possible0
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though not deputized, performs citizen arrests, with arbitrarily applied 'pat down'0
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is sitting right next to me in the car but can't stop giggling!0
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Got a job with the TSA but got fired for downloading the body scanner images0
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Lives in a house of mirrors0
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Her real name is Chuck and she is a delivery driver for dominos0
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Obviously has a shaky grasp0
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has a second face0
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hires people to take pictures of his back for him0
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Stores her porn collection on floppy disks in 1.44mb increments0
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Of the 1,000,000+ floppies in her collection, the only red one is her favorite0
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Used to wrestle alligators for a living...until the accident0
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Tells everyone she played in a wimbledon final0
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Got his name due to the anomaly he was born with! He has a small fin on his upper back area.0
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Was actually the first person to set foot on Mars - she went there for hair dye ingredients0
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skateboards on his suitcase while holding his skateboard0
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Hi Fives herself0
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Once worked as Donald Trump's wig fluffer
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uses the leftover hair as hair extensions0
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like to pleasure himself with a pork chop0
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Is the inventor of the mullet0
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Keeps the original copy of the Constitution on the back of his mirror0
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