Post a lie about the person above

Fake profile pic..is actually bob..a 86yr old english dude

Works as a cocktail waitress

Has never taken a shower

They're lemon flavoured...geez

Before bed he takes off all his clothes and jumps on his bed...like every night

She has magic shoes which allows her to teleport and she sings to the trees when her kitty is happy.

Parties with the tooth fairy

hate to swing

Drinks out of thimbles cause often he just wants a little sip

Cheese and head should never be in the same sentence.lol

Can only answer the phone if it rings 3 times....twice nope too early, 4 times too late.