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We broke up because...
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Got fired from your job for googling "Kitty porn" on the clock0
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Always rode the bike everywhere. Laughed at me when I refused to in a dress0
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I made a mistake0
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She was always skating on thin ice0
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I could never make a mistake or there would be Hell to pay!0
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Found out she was a dark lord of the underworld0
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he's always in the buff0
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She was always trying to "Buff" Run Timer!
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She kept a timer in the bedroom.....0
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Let's just say that I had time to put a three minute egg to cook and get back in time to take it off the stove!0
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She wouldn't bring me breakfast in bed!0
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He wouldn't even take me out for Breakfast!0
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she celebrated Halloween all year long0
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Always called me a Witch!
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Found out we were related
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she complained that G rated films didn't have enough sex and violence0
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Incest was a big Nono!!!Found out we were relatedStardog_Champion wrote: »she complained that G rated films didn't have enough sex and violence
He made me watch Porn! 0 -
She never cleaned up after dying her hair and the house looked like Bloodbath and Beyond0
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He stole my Fake Eyelashes, Fake Boobies and Booty Pop to wear when stepping out on me!0
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She refused to act her age0
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He tried to put me in a Retirement home!0
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She stalked me!0
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He has a wild imagination and had to be committed!0
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Are you done flirting? Let others post. Yeesh!0
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Lol! He stole my Hair Curlers!0
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She wanted to be the only redhead in the relationship
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she puts the toilet paper roll the wrong way0
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I liked it under he liked it over!0
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She was addicted to MFP0
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this is very trueFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I liked it under he liked it over!
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