Post a lie about the person above

He knew all about Vesuvius before it happened and didn't tell ANYBODY, jerk.

is a majority shareholder of MFP stock

collects socks......from garbage cans.

knows all the words to "Disco Duck"

Tells everyone her lobotomy made her this way.
She never had one.

Works part time as a door stop.
Was barely qualified but they gave him the chance.

has 10 kids and pole dances at weekends to feed them

Rarely get's on line!

I agree... I shared the same stall.

He's a little bit country AND a little bit rock and roll. Was best friends with the Godfather of soul.

Recently built a customized sidecar for her bicycle so that I could ride with her everywhere...
... yeah, the first ride we took, she pulled some lever for a release mechanism that sent me and the sidecar into an open drainage ditch. Totally knackered-up my cellphone in that muck-filled ditch!

synchkat wrote: »

Is marrying Donny Osmond next week

She tried to take Donny away from me, but it was just puppy love and he came back to me.

Rides a three wheeled bicycle to the skate rink

she's 3 ft tall

She uses bacon to attract a mate.