We broke up because...
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I liked it to much0
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She lies! She likes it both ways!0
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Shared our sexy secrets with the neighbors!0
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He was too gentle on me
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She was the tap out queen0
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He broke my Krush Groove LP0
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I couldnt stand Rap unless it was Eminem! He threw out all of my Slim Shady!0
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because her brother was really into rap
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He was jealous of all my Brother's bling!0
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She knocked me off my bike and took it for a joy ride.0
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He just kept shaking his head saying "she stole it". how was I to know he meant his bike0
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Couldn't get past our Grammatical differences
Colour, Humour, Harbour,0 -
He was always doing these weird manoeuvres to get into bed0
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that look she'd give me while she sharpened her blades...0
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Too sane and sober compared to me.0
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I couldn't feed him after midnight!0
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He liked to eat in bed....and by eat I mean food
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He was always hungry...made me cook meals.after late night activities0
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She distracted me with the magic pendant0
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She had no penis.0
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didn't like my penis0
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He was self conscious since his last didn't like his bits0
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he was too big!
((jk that's impossible for me))0 -
ebonymph18 wrote: »he was too big!
((jk that's impossible for me))
i believe you are looking for the "post a lie " thread, lol0 -
All that yelling sheesh
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wouldnt let me sleep or take a break0
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Lazy0
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He just wouldn't perform to my standards0
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Her standards were possible...0
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She was snorting caffeine0
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