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  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    She was just too hot for me to handle >:)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was damaged goods because she was burned one too many times before me!
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She was damaged goods because she was burned one too many times before me!

    Pmsl

    She was always right :D
  • ronronronj
    ronronronj Posts: 474 Member
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    She planned to break up with me anyway, but got me to cook dinner for her first.

    (This really happened to me many years ago, too!)
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    Ouch...

    He had horrible taste in women his ex was psychotic and threatened to kill me if I didn't leave him.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He never stopped bringing up that time his ex left him after he cooked Dinner!!!
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    She had better legs than me <3
  • ronronronj
    ronronronj Posts: 474 Member
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    Curvy1Gezel wrote: »
    She had better legs than me <3

    She had better legs than me, too!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    He didn't have good taste in eyegear
  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
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    he wanted me to call him daddy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Too promiscuous
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
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    She thinks about sex every 24 hours, I am more like every 12 hours.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was tainting my innocence! :innocent:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Blamed me for her tainted innocence. ..she did that all by herself :p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Was always on the phone with someone named fabulous, I was quite suspicious of their relationship.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    She would always try and make me wine but ended up drinking all of it before it even got to me
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
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    I am a wine taster and whenever I arrived home after a long day without a whiff of booze in my mouth then she started arguing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    A womaniser...i just knew it...and that suspicious rash on his dik was a give away :D
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
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    She couldn't go out in the sun and I was too depressed in the dark.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She wanted me to go in the Sun! No way!!! The Sun and my skin dont get along! :grimace:

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