We broke up because...
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i dont rember..i'm so drunk.. oh wait maybe that wuz it0
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No, we broke up because I kept hogging the blankets... Or so you said.0
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she always had a drink in her hand!0
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each morning i awoke, there she was...looking at me..creeped me out0
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No0
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Kept trying to eat the tropical fish0
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Told me I wasn't cool enough0
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Nope wasn't cool enough0
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She fount too weird that I was wearing a winter hat even in summer0
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Apparently I was too cool.0
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Was always so f-ing cold!0
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would't support my Mowvember initiative0
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Never happened0
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she denighed reality0
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He didn't like my Boyfriend0
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She had a husband..:(0
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Beats me..literally, she beats me
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Kept calling me female thingys0
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When he is n diet he keeps eatin my makeup
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She wore make up to sleep0
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Kept calling me daddy during sex0
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There just wasn't enough sex..oh and that little problem with the crabs he bought home...not the sort you eat either0
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She was a mermaid it just didn't work0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »There just wasn't enough sex..oh and that little problem with the crabs he bought home...not the sort you eat either
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Crabs is no laughing matter you hussy
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She wore sun glasses at night0
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she couldnt make love face to face0
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Slept with so many..he couldn't remember my name 0
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She was always changing her name0
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Called me names0
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