We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

I didn't celebrate halloween...

_HunterKiller_

She wore me out

slimgirljo15

I wore him out....true story

synchkat

She as so tiring

Jess1989ica

She had to have everything her way.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found out she had a peanut and shellfish allergy!

Jess1989ica

She kept taking away my sweets

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Silversonnet wrote: »

I removed all the Oreos from the castle

Wow, this is probably the cruelest thing you've ever said to me. </3

Jess1989ica wrote: »

She kept taking away my sweets

It was always a competition to eat the last Oreo and me being a gentleman she always won.

LiftingRiot

He was always staring at me like a creeper

Jess1989ica

He didn't like how much I stared at him

kittyd7015

she wouldnt get out da gym

RunTimer

she wouldn't get off her Azz

KarenGa4

Because you never make love to me.

LiftingRiot

She didn't know how to cook

TMacKtwenty4

She didn't like when I wore my water winkies

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't trust me enough to teach her.

TMacKtwenty4

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Didn't trust me enough to teach her.

harsh :-(


Threw me into the deep end of the pool too many times

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She lost interest.

TMacKtwenty4

Fired me as his personal stalker

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I caught her outside another guys bushes.

LiftingRiot

He refused to help his senile mother who would get lost in other peoples bushes... It was coldhearted

retailwizard1

Bad sex

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She found out why the duck was given to me.

RunTimer

feather allergy

RunTimer

she got Frankenberry crunch when I told her BOOBERRY, BOOBERRY, BOOBERRY

synchkat

She'd change her hair colour daily...I'd wonder who she was...

slimgirljo15

Problem with pills

synchkat

allergic to apples

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wiped her boogers everywhere.

synchkat

he lied