We broke up because...
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He was always grumpy0
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she couldn't type0
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I wasn't his type!0
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Total flaky chick
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He ate all the Frosted Flakes0
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He went all "Tony the Tiger" on me.
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Runtimer scarred her for life, our relationship was doomed from the start..0
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She was always bringing up her failed relationship with some chick from Texas!0
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She liked someone else's pickles0
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I went vegetarian0
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She was two timing me with Bob Marley0
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She found out i was using her spray on tanning products0
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He ran....away with my heart0
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She was heartless!!!0
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I couldn't keep with her fabulousness0
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he shaved during Mowvember0
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the crumbs....everywhere0
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our hairs kept getting tangled0
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We kept splitting hairs!0
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She ate in bed..
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He'd never get naked0
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She was ALWAYS naked! Had to bail her out of jail a few times for Indecent Exposure!0
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She took offence when I erolled her in the naked Yoga class0
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HE took offense when I told everyone at the party about his weird nipple. I was only a little drunk, okay...0
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She wasn't drunk nearly often enough0
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Pullleassse don't leave me
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She was always begging her Ex to take her back!0
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She wanted my true love for herself 0
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she ate all the Halloween candy0
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