Medieval Times Diet

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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    (post removed because I just now realized that I should have read your entire post before foaming at the mouth. Don't mind me.)

    Foaming at the mouth? I'm going to have to check how many calories an exorcism exercise burns because you clearly have foul demons in you.

    Don't forget to subtract what the leeches take.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    I love me some Medieval Cookies!

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    ETA: They're joust delicious!

    I'm peasantly surprised to see you up in here.

    Yeah, he's still serfing the main forums from time to time.
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    I love me some Medieval Cookies!

    2ggv02ft7snu.jpg

    ETA: They're joust delicious!

    I'm peasantly surprised to see you up in here.

    Yeah, he's still serfing the main forums from time to time.

    This is great.
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  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    See, I think if I stick with this diet, and do a few Arakh swing exercises, I can get in shape like this:
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    Yes that's exactly how it works. ( add in a lil zumba to be safe ) and you'll be 100% competition ready in no time !

    Should I wear my full plate while I zumba?

    But of course!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    In order to acclimate myself with this diet, I stitched some rags together, which I am now wearing. I also knocked all my teeth out, and worked in the fields all day. I feel like I'm ready to eat a bowl of gruel and die young now.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    I want to criticize your method, but you should just ignore me because I am such a wench.

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  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    I'm in for vegetarian gruel. Or a baked potato booth.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    This thread is good feud for thought.
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    ai
    In order to acclimate myself with this diet, I stitched some rags together, which I am now wearing. I also knocked all my teeth out, and worked in the fields all day. I feel like I'm ready to eat a bowl of gruel and die young now.

    Post pics of your new medieval outfit please, because I would imagine that the rags may not hold up well for medieval zumba ( that's the preferred exercise of medieval times )
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    Day 2 check in for medieval times diet-
    Day 1 and 2 where very interesting. I ate about 8,000 calories for both days and am wondering why I haven't lost 18 pounds yet.
    I guess I'll keep going but could really use some support. It ain't easy walking the fair grounds all day and doing zumba in my costume.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited October 2015
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!

    I love tenting! And I found this:

    ztmoosgziazr.jpg

    I think I found my new diet :smile:
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!

    I love tenting! And I found this:

    ztmoosgziazr.jpg

    I think I found my new diet :smile:

    Love this. And yes a butt load will fit in my medieval calorie diet goal :)
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!

    I love tenting! And I found this:

    ztmoosgziazr.jpg

    I think I found my new diet :smile:

    Love this. And yes a butt load will fit in my medieval calorie diet goal :)

    Medieval diets don't have calories, that's witchcraft and deviltry. Which ironically results in burning 1 human being worth of calories.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited October 2015
    senecarr wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!

    I love tenting! And I found this:

    ztmoosgziazr.jpg

    I think I found my new diet :smile:

    Love this. And yes a butt load will fit in my medieval calorie diet goal :)

    Medieval diets don't have calories, that's witchcraft and deviltry. Which ironically results in burning 1 human being worth of calories.

    How many calories are in a human being? For science...
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!

    I love tenting! And I found this:

    ztmoosgziazr.jpg

    I think I found my new diet :smile:

    Love this. And yes a butt load will fit in my medieval calorie diet goal :)

    Medieval diets don't have calories, that's witchcraft and deviltry. Which ironically results in burning 1 human being worth of calories.

    How many calories are in a human being? For science...

    @nutmegoreo Wow, what a question but it has an answer I'm sure. I'ma gonna google it.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    Has anyone tried this?
    See back in the medieval times, everyone was always healthy so long as they didn't get a disease like plague, and since we now have vaccines for that, clearly we'll all live incredibly long and healthy lives just eating like they did back then.

    So basically you can eat anything that you could at Medieval Times or at your local renaissance faire if it is in season - no cheating and using the diets of other renaissances faires, you have to stick with your local one - medieval people didn't get to travel so neither did their appetites, and that means you can't either!

    I was a bit skeptical, but after my second pepsi and third giant turkey leg, I was sure I found a food plan that worked for me. Since it can help with health and not just weight, I'm hoping this plan will help with gout. I'm pretty sure medieval people never had gout.

    Anyone have stories to share about their experience with this diet?

    If there is no renaissance faire locally, does that mean I don't get to eat? I think the maggot meat sounds better than nothing at all :frowning:

    You could go to medieval times restaurant and eat there.

    I found one that was serving two dinners in November and two in December, but that was nine years ago. I suspect this diet may be more restrictive than I was hoping for.

    ETA: Thanks for the suggestion! It actually seemed like an interesting idea.

    Oh no that's too bad. That surely isn't enough dinners. Maybe move closer to a full time medieval times restaurant or ren fair.

    Yes! This make the most sense from a dietary perspective. So I could choose which location and thereby which foods I get to eat! I'm up for the mead, and turkey, and deep fried oreos. Cake! Does anyone have cake at their renaissance faire? If yes, where do you live. Anyone want to buy a house in Canada, right before the snow falls?


    I agree 100%

    I think moving is the best approach to this diet. You can even pitch a tent in the ren fair in order to be closest to the food stands at all times. For dinner, go over to medieval times for a great dinner !
    You could also buy a camper , to be able to do costume changes easily, have somewhere to sleep and still be close to the fair!!

    I love tenting! And I found this:

    ztmoosgziazr.jpg

    I think I found my new diet :smile:

    Love this. And yes a butt load will fit in my medieval calorie diet goal :)

    Medieval diets don't have calories, that's witchcraft and deviltry. Which ironically results in burning 1 human being worth of calories.

    How many calories are in a human being? For science...

    @nutmegoreo Wow, what a question but it has an answer I'm sure. I'ma gonna google it.

    LOL! Awesome :laugh:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »

    great find @queenliz99

    Wow, but the data is a bit old. I suspect the subjects used to determine this would have been of normal weight at the time, so if we adjusted for the average increased body mass, a person could survive on a single person for a week and still be in a calorie deficit (depending on the eater's deficit requirements and the size of the person on the plate).

    All great and practical information. (/sarcasm - because not everyone gets it)

    Now who has cake at their ren faire?
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    Yeah well I don't get down with eating people so I'll stick to my deep fried oreos and remain in ketosis ,because that's how awesome the medieval diet is. No scary carbs can affect me , and the evil sugar doesn't count either. I can basically eat anything at the fair grounds and still lose weight .....that's how I roll.. .
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »

    great find @queenliz99

    Wow, but the data is a bit old. I suspect the subjects used to determine this would have been of normal weight at the time, so if we adjusted for the average increased body mass, a person could survive on a single person for a week and still be in a calorie deficit (depending on the eater's deficit requirements and the size of the person on the plate).

    All great and practical information. (/sarcasm - because not everyone gets it)

    Now who has cake at their ren faire?

    I like how they figure an arm has 1800 calories, my arms are kind of skinny.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »

    great find @queenliz99

    Wow, but the data is a bit old. I suspect the subjects used to determine this would have been of normal weight at the time, so if we adjusted for the average increased body mass, a person could survive on a single person for a week and still be in a calorie deficit (depending on the eater's deficit requirements and the size of the person on the plate).

    All great and practical information. (/sarcasm - because not everyone gets it)

    Now who has cake at their ren faire?

    I like how they figure an arm has 1800 calories, my arms are kind of skinny.

    Mine aren't, I am certain I have more than that.
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    Yeah well I don't get down with eating people so I'll stick to my deep fried oreos and remain in ketosis ,because that's how awesome the medieval diet is. No scary carbs can affect me , and the evil sugar doesn't count either. I can basically eat anything at the fair grounds and still lose weight .....that's how I roll.. .

    Can I get those deep fried Oreos dipping in icing sugar?
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Sorry, potatoes are out. They were discovered in the Americas. So turnips it is. Salt sparingly. Only the rich could afford it, as well as the oriental spices. No cocoa or coffee. Water is considered unsafe. Drink wine. Meat is for special occasions. Cookies are for Christmas, perhaps with an apple.
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