Max's Halloween Greetings
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
It's ok. I do.
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
It's ok. I do.
'Atta girl. :laugh: Spitters are quitters.0 -
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Dear @PurringMyrrh
I am making out my materials list for your Halloween Party tonight. So far I have a box full of condoms and a heart full of revenge. Am I missing anything?
Max
P.S. Oh yes. The bone saw.
Believe it or not, I actually have my own saw. And the only thing you'll be missing is your bone, after we cut it off and bury it in my lady garden.
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PurringMyrrh wrote: »GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
It's ok. I do.
'Atta girl. :laugh: Spitters are quitters.
I need to remember this. Got work to do!
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »PurringMyrrh wrote: »GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
It's ok. I do.
'Atta girl. :laugh: Spitters are quitters.
I need to remember this. Got work to do!
Don't be a quitter. Plus it's cleaner my way.
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Dear @LindsayPosey, Lover of David Freese and all things evil,
Die. All Cardinals, past and present. Die. Die. Die.
Max
P.S Trick or Treat, smell David Freese's rotting baseball corpse, give me something good to eat. Happy Halloween
@Maximus No hard feelings... I appreciate the shout out.
Fist bump!
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Hey there @Sugar_Pill , my end of October person,
Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.
Breathe deeply and feel my love.
Max
Are you talking about the diaphragm that helps her inhale and exhale or the one she uses for birth control? Because carving an opening in the latter could lead to unintended pregnancy.0 -
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What's a girl gotta do to get one of these greetings?1
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@blurodriguez7 wrote: »I don't get it
Maybe you should wait for my Christmas Greetings
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Dear @LouLouStBijou
I am trying to come up with some new Halloween traditions and need your help. Has anyone ever thought of stapling your head repeatedly to a wall?
Max.
P.S. Leave a message if I'm not home.
Ummm, that seems unnecessarily harsh.....0 -
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Haha... How thoughtful and thoroughly entertaining! I hope your friends appreciate you, Maximus.
Happy Halloween.0 -
Dear @Lind5ay90
When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.
Sincerely,
Max
PS. BEFORE ANYONE FREAKS OUT, THESE GREETINGS ARE TO MY FRIENDS WHO GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR.
Oh, Maximus. Tis your charm and wit that has captured my heart from the beginning. Xo0 -
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