How to Lie on Your Food Logging and Still Feel Righteous

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  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
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    Bravo!
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
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    OMG THIS IS AMAZING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • JustaJoe00
    JustaJoe00 Posts: 777 Member
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    Oh man, yes....i'm so bad with it all that i say "i'm not tracking my intake".......good and bad to it....i know i know...we all have to live with ourselves, right?
  • hill8570
    hill8570 Posts: 1,466 Member
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    You forgot "don't log <bag of candy / half stick of butter / cup of dog food> because my MFP friends might yell at me".
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
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    hill8570 wrote: »
    You forgot "don't log <bag of candy / half stick of butter / cup of dog food> because my MFP friends might yell at me".

    Oh NONONO! Lying to our friends is the kind where YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING! That's not the right kind of lying! If you KNOW you are lying you'll eventually start to feel guilty and shamed and responsible then start not lying.

    We want to avoid that kind of lying and stick to the kind where we can be pompous and good and then post on MFP moaning the fact we can't get past our plateau/1200 cal/genetics and can straight faced ignore basic thermodynamics.

    Remember Hill3570: "The perfect lie is the one we ourselves believe" - Desweds, MFP, 2015



  • hill8570
    hill8570 Posts: 1,466 Member
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    @desweds I stand corrected. I feel so guilty not even being able to lie correctly. This MFP thing is hard.
  • gdyment
    gdyment Posts: 299 Member
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    Way more accurate than I care to admit.
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
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    Thanks!
  • LionessWhispers
    LionessWhispers Posts: 69 Member
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    Oh my gosh I'm dying over here. You, sir, are hysterical. This is so good. Gold stars for you!!
  • RodaRose
    RodaRose Posts: 9,562 Member
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    That cracks me up. :mrgreen:
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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    This needs a bump.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    This needs a bump.

    Here you go!

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  • ShinyFuture
    ShinyFuture Posts: 314 Member
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    Omg, who told you about my zero calorie olive oil!?!
  • Dnarules
    Dnarules Posts: 2,081 Member
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    How did I miss this? Love it.
  • 42firm03
    42firm03 Posts: 115 Member
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    Dnarules wrote: »
    How did I miss this? Love it.

    +1
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    I still love this thread.
  • beaniebergh
    beaniebergh Posts: 12 Member
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    I think I love you.... :)
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    beaniebergh wrote: »
    I think I love you.... :)

    So what are you so afraid of?
  • blkandwhite77
    blkandwhite77 Posts: 281 Member
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    Lol the bacon grease!!! I seriously had an argument with myself about if I could away with not counting the bacon grease to cook my hash browns in since I already counted the bacon. I was so sad to pour out the grease and use a spray of Pam instead lol 1 quick spray not 1/3 of the can lol
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    beaniebergh wrote: »
    I think I love you.... :)

    So what are you so afraid of?

    I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...

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